These Images Blow my Mind Completely!

Periods

http://jezebel.com/5082148/finding-a-green-pad-is-a-bloody-tough-job

Pathetic !!!!

I got a ticket to the Obama rally - yea!!! I went to Craigslist, because I heard that people were selling tickets for huge amounts of money. Of course, I'm going with a friend, so I was just curious what the going rate was. What I found was a putrid, creepy portion of the male population asking women to send them head and body shots and they would chose the 'best one' to give the ticket. That is not even the most ridiculous part. In addition, most of the guys were also asking women to pay them in upwards of $300 for a ticket?? Seriously. If there isn't anything more pathetic than having to bribe a woman to hang out with you by dangling a free ticket to a historic beloved event, than asking them to pay YOU for it is pretty, well, wow! No words actually. I hope some beefy, burly, man replies back with fake photo of gorgeous woman, meets the ticket holder before the rally, anally rapes the shithead....steals his identity, money, credit, and goes off the rally!

The Jig Is Up - Women's 'Health' Concerns Merely a Cover to get those Coveted Abortions!

Yes, that's right ladies! And we thought we were being so sneaky....

People Are Rude

It was days like Friday that I was glad I have an inner, confident Bitch. I developed her while living in New York City, where calling up the inner bitch is more of a frequent state of being. Of course, I like to solve problems positively, but sometimes it is necessary to just confront someone with absolute full-on nastiness. An incident happened to me on Friday; yes, it's small beans, but it reveals how some people view the world through a myopic, selfish, stigmatic lens. I was frantically moving the rest of my belongings from my third floor apartment, before the new people moved in. There is an alley about 10 feet from my apartment that I count on if there is no street parking to be found. On Friday, someone was parked at the mouth of the alley. I sat in my car and waited patiently for the person who was sitting in the front seat to move her car forward. The chick looked at me, ignored the fact that I was obviously waiting for her to move her car forward, proceeded to get out of her car, and started to collect her bags. I got out of my car, looking harried and sweaty, and explained that I was moving and could she move up so I could park behind her. The girl looked at me disgustedly and said she was also moving in, as if that ended the discussion. I stared back at her like the selfish, retard she was and thus began a several second bitch stare-down. Finally, I said in my best adult-speaking-to-a-stupid-willfull-child, 'This is an alley. There is room for two cars. Yours and mine. You just need to pull up a few feet and I can park behind you." She replied, "Jesus Christ" all exasperated and angry. Seriously Rude! Why wouldn't you just say, 'Sure, no problem...." Why be territorial about an alley that you are illegally parked in? Why not just do the nice thing, even if it poses a small inconvience to you (if you call pulling your car three feet an inconvience). I think most people in Chicago are pretty nice and courteous, this was just a bad apple.

Indignity Prevention - Florida Edition

In this hilarious video, Sarah Silverman shares some ideas on how we can help prevent the Florida election debacle of 8 years ago.

Overheard - Caribou Coffee

I was sitting at Caribou this afternoon preparing for a class when I got distracted by a conversation at another table. A couple of older hirsute gentleman had been working on their laptops, but got bored and started chit-chatting. The first guy, who had a very fine 'stache, was telling some story about talking to his boss and accidentally saying something inappropriate, a Freudian slip. The other guy, whose beard started just under his glasses, related the following:

"Freudian slip? Freudian slip! I'll tell you about a Freudian slip! The other day I was having dinner with my wife and I asked her to pass the salt. Now that was a Freudian slip. What I mean to say was, 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch!' HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA"

Oh yes, those two yucked it up for a good 5 minutes.